Beer Caddie

This is a Beer Caddie. It caddies your beers. It also keeps them in little wood squares. Your bandmates will be jealous. So will the beers that you don’t take. Why you gotta be hatin on your beers? Buy 2 caddies. Then the others can come. Oh, they wont ALL fit still… Buy three caddies. Yes, now all 18 can come. Now you’ll have 18 new friends at wherever you used to be going before Coronavirus. Wait, you live in Florida? The party is still on? Well you’ll want more than one beer for each of your 18 friends. Now you must buy 50 caddies. Then your friends will be drunk. And you will be too. Then you won’t care that you live in Florida. Winning.